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Jaky Khan
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Even if I say It'll be alright Still I hear you say You want to end your life Now and again we try To just stay alive Maybe we'll turn it all around 'Cause it's not too late It's never too late
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Even if I say It'll be alright Still I hear you say You want to end your life Now and again we try To just stay alive Maybe we'll turn it all around 'Cause it's not too late It's never too late
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Even if I say It'll be alright Still I hear you say You want to end your life Now and again we try To just stay alive Maybe we'll turn it all around 'Cause it's not too late It's never too late
hey, love, I haven't hear from you in a while. Everything allright?
Did your coworkers finally annoy you to death?!
OH NO!!
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Even if I say It'll be alright Still I hear you say You want to end your life Now and again we try To just stay alive Maybe we'll turn it all around 'Cause it's not too late It's never too late
*hugs u so0oooo0 hard tht u feel ur heart come out of ur nose*
Yes indeed it has been a looong time, well to me it feels like an extremely long time since we last spoke, as we talk alot it naturally feels like a long amount of time has been passed, like a month, wen in reality its been around 5-ish day absence.. i think...
Lol
Im fine though, all well and in good health.. actually as good as I'll ever get anyway..
I have been away to another state actually, with a guy who I offered some hand of assistance to. Its pretty much a looong story... I actually do not excel very well in reciting long stories as im not very good at recording moments tht play in my reality..
But basically, you kno that girl I was talking about only briefly, the new meat to our office... well you kno I never knew her but had gotten to *know* each other of the last couple of days, now b4 u start jumping with joy tht "Yaayyy Jaky's finally got a gal pal" its totally the opposite.. it turns out tht a guy she was romancing, who is in our department, was struck down by a lethal shot to the heart of the ultimate betrayal when I noticed her out with some other guy. Basically, I was alone, as usual, heading to my local cinema to watch some new flicks when I noticed her on at a table with a guy who I thought was just her friend, i mean I naturally thought thy were friends cuz I kno she already has a bf from the amount of time I have sighted her kissing the lips out of the guy who works with me. I dont know him either, I worked with him since day 1, and we never "met". Anyway, The girls name Carla btw and the guy who she is intimate with and my co worker is Charlie.
So, I see her with a guy at the cinemas thy were talking to eachother and so on, I dont really know her, or anything, but only ever talked to her at work wen and if necessary..
So I order a single ticket to "The Year One"
Afterwards, I turn around yet again and noticed her, telling tht other guy's lips a secret!!
So I got my mobile phone ready and set it to silent and took a covert position behind some massive on-ground movie posters... and snapped away making sure I get a clear shot.
I then approached her, from a different angle from where she could see me coming, as I pretended tht I just entered the theaters just that moment... and I went up to her with a "Hiiiiii heyyyy there! How are we? Having a little r&r carla?" shes like "Oh Jaky.. hey.. wats up?" she was rather at unease, I can totally understand as I am her co-worker and I kno tht she has a bf, and the person she was with, wasnt it, still she tried to remain in cool control. And introduced him as her, get ready for this, her BROTHER (hahahahahaha- nice try).
I politely smiled and offered him my hands to shake. He took it, hesitantly. With a look on his face saying (OMG GO AWAY I WANN BE ALONE WITH THIS CHICK). And then im like standing there looking at carla saying "oh.. my gosh.. ur SUCH cutie arent you???" and then I go ahead and be a total jerk and actually hug her, for a length of duration required to piss *him* off a little bit and to be a bit of a jerk to carla..
And then I stand back in position with smiles quite vanquished upon my face and ask her "In what part of the world that holds the culture which fashioned the act of kissing intimately on the mouth to one's own sibling?"
She went blank and serious.
I turned and left.
The next day Charlie looked quite terrible and he was down, he quit his position. As he left at lunch, who I followed and introduced my self to him, although we worked together for only around a month or so, he said, hes gf left him. (Looks like she told him, otherwise she knew I wud have been a problem) He says he came to Sydney to be with her, thy met online and he and she took a position on the same job so thy can have an income and live together... he says there was no longer n e reason to reside here anymore so he was leaving, this instant..At tht time, i deleted the pic, looks like its value has just been nullified..
At that time I told him tht "i caught her at the cinema's, I guess I spooked her into telling u, who knows how long tht was going for.. im sorry man..." and then said "you kno wat? I always wanted to go back to queensland again, tht place had paradise-grade memories. I offered him to pay for his and my flight and if I could stick with him for somedays and hang around in tht state for a bit..take in the rich "tropical beach" culture of queensland..
He couldnt believe why I offered him to pay for his trip, but I told him tht, this is pretty much how I got burned by my gf, I went to another state to be with her and this familiar event took place..I can sympathize..
So, I.. went on an adventure with a guy I had no idea about..
we hung out at clubs with some of his mate and 1 guy I knew from sydney who later moved to queensland.
T'was a great week to be honest...
I cant believe the potential random ppl hold if u go up to them and make ur self known...
1 day Charlie was just some co-worker..
then next, I was laughing away with him at some club by the waters...
Best time of my life to be honest..
I wonder wat the future holds.. haha
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Im gonna give ur eys some break now.
So I have come to my conclusion. Its 4 20 AM and Im really sleepy, I just got back and unpacked my bags.
I really missed u Air bear! ^_^
I cant wait for the day wen we share a drink by the waters (of Miami?? LOL nah too tropical.. lets make it a cave, so I kno bats wud scare the fuck outta u therefore u'll be grasping my shirt hard )
Night night my sweet little angel princess *hugs n kisses* Enjoy the rest of ur day ^_^
Only five days? I keep checking my computer wondering where you are!! I litterally checked my mail every day
Wow...so...shes seeing another guy? Ouch. We have a word for that in America. Whore. Carla? Ew. I never liked that name. Nor do I like the name charlie. But then again, Charlie was the chatacter a hot actor played in Twiligt....anyway, oh well.
Her Brother? OMG! Thats so lame!! Glad you snapped some pics, thats hillarious my little spy. And man, you totally burned her! go you!!But poor Charlie! I feel so bad for him. He needs a hug
You are so sweet! I cant believe you would do that for a guy who is almost a complete stranger. your so nice
Bats, scare me? Babe, I'm a vampire. Those are my brotheren. They sit on my arms and i stroke there pretty little heads and whisper secrets to them. I have a pet bat, actually. His name is Theophilus I also have three puppys, and I used to have a terantula.
Anyway, get some sleep, unpack, and glad you had fun
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Even if I say It'll be alright Still I hear you say You want to end your life Now and again we try To just stay alive Maybe we'll turn it all around 'Cause it's not too late It's never too late
Are u serious? That u do tht? Check ur mail everyday like u said? Whoaa.. I do too! Like I said I have my browser on short cut and every now and thn im checking back and thn kept being reminded of the time zone... my bro keeps asking why I obsess about the time in california... hehe
Im sure "whore" can be labeled right on to her forehead by ALL the countries of the world...unless u can name a country where its okay to sleep with multiple partners at the same time.. gehh..
And okay, ur heart wont come out of ur nose it'll stay in place I promise u I have the gentlest of touch (either im gentle or im just tht weak HAha) I too cant believe it that she resorted to such excuse...I mean for one shes an idiot being in public with another, risking someone seeing them.. and should know an alibi like that, will never hold out...
Charlie was half crying on the plane, I was next to him.. couldnt say a word.. I just sat there feeling bad... thn wen the plane took off..I just looked out the window and patted him on the shoulders, then I asked him if he wanted to switch seats as mine had, the window, it is a remarkable view to be high above the clouds from the grounds of all ur problems..
That seemed to help, he spent the 1st half of the flight just staring out the window and then the 2nd half im like "hey.. look at the flight attendant... isnt she hot? I like to tap that!" and hes like... "nice try with the cheering up mate... and thx again for the flight, also shes atleast 20 years older thn u, also, shes so tall u wud need a ladder" im like "yeah ur welcome.. " then I added "Dont worry about a ladder mate, I had experience climbing Mt. Kilimanjaro..." tht helped a little he did laugh and well, it was much lighter wen we touched down, he seemed to be smiling by then.
So yeah, it wasnt too bad. I got to meet some ppl I knew from schools in sydney who moved to tht state and yeah, unplanned event, made a cool holiday out of it.. of course afterwards I had to look feverish and explain to the boss tht my reason of absence was for a flew that.. got me.. down... *ahem*
The boss ate it up, as I never missed a day at work... though, i feel this was just the beginning, wait till i go to America.. thn I'll say I had swine flu.. BAHAHa
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OHH but of COURSE! How can I forget..?
Ur a vampire taking u into a cave wud be an environment just as friendly as ur bedroom or ur living room when all of ur siblings just depleted all ur food supply *Grrr*
Then I guess it shall be I who grabs on to YOUR shirt and keep my eyes shut hard and think of my happy place (possibly ur living room or better, ur bedroom.. bahaha)
"They sit on my arms and i stroke there pretty little heads" Do thy purr? LOL
"and whisper secrets to them"
Ah with my wolf ears i'd be busy scribbling away on my notepad eavesdropping on all ur juicy "need to knows about Elizabeth" black listed secrets...
I wonder how much the military wud pay for it?
Theophilus is ur pet BAT???
OMG u have a pet BAT?? WHOA!!
So like where do u keep him/her in a cage or ..something like tht.. and do thy sleep through the day? Wat if he/she needs their wings to be worked out.. do u let it out or something..? Theophilus is such an aweeesome name!! where did u get tht?
Puppies I can understand thy are cute and edible (err.. ignore tht Hehe)
But a terantula???
Anything more thn 2 legs freaks me out, even if i DO have claws tht can rip the very fabric of time it self.. I can see ur not one of those girls who rise thier skirts in fear wen someone yell's "RAT!"
Well, looks like ur more of a man thn I am.. I will top tht level one day!!
I'll.. I'll.. get a... pet... LION!
From.. puppy...state.. so as he grows up he doesnt eat me...
(or he might anyway, but its okay I have been told I taste aweful!)
Anyway babe, im gonna improvise some breakfast, its 3 09PM here and I woke up just a little over an hour ago.. lol.. I've got whole heck of cleaning to do too.. damn I hate cleaning..I sneeze every second .. annoying dusty room of mine..
Actually...in a small country in Africa called Simolia its ok. Funny, huh. Also, in Rome, the more lovers you had, the cooler you were. Weird, right?
*sniffs heart back through nose* ahh....
Her brother? Geez! Its like, "I was SOO not macking on him a second ago...hehe..."
your a very sweet guy, Jaky, and I like that about you. Its so nice of you to be there for someone you barely know. Im proud of you. You and he are so funny, it makes me laugh. Though you have to see me and my friends. Kk...I have to tell you about this...
My friends and I have our favorite resteraunt called Bella Resterainte, its this really nice Italian place. Its on the pricey side, which usually means I pay. jk... Anyway, this resteraunt serves some mean chocolate cake and cappachinos. So my friends and I are eating this cake and sipping coffee when the waitor comes by. Hes the cutest guy ever, and had some nice abbs. (I notice these things). One of my friends, Becka, whispered "Daaamn!" right after he left, and Kira started making a few catcalls at him. But as he was dropping off our tab, he handed me the reciet upside down, and it had his number on it. He winked at me and said in a very nice accent "For you," and gave a little bow. Of course, this caused more catcalls and a few come on lines, even one friend asking if he was interested in a threesome. Weird, right? Once we were outside, I was tackled (while wearing a cocktail dress) for his number. We never ended up going out, but were close friends. Hehe.... Either that or the time I broke three ribs because my friend tackled me in order to hide me from my Ex.
Poor thing, you have the flu? And dont get swine fly, thats bad.....
Grr is right. Careful, I might jump you. And I'll protect you, dont worrk.
Sure, I love Theo. Hes so cute. I trained him since he was little, so he flies away at night, comes back around midnight, and sticks in my room. For a bat, hes very affectionate. He sleeps on my ceiling. The cutie....And theophilus is just a cool name.
Yep, three bulldogs, Brandy, Shack, and Molly. Actually, though, I hate rats. I always wanted a ferret though...
Be good!
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Even if I say It'll be alright Still I hear you say You want to end your life Now and again we try To just stay alive Maybe we'll turn it all around 'Cause it's not too late It's never too late
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Even if I say
It'll be alright
Still I hear you say
You want to end your life
Now and again we try
To just stay alive
Maybe we'll turn it all around
'Cause it's not too late
It's never too late
Im sorry Its in my nature
But Im Tagging you back:
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Even if I say
It'll be alright
Still I hear you say
You want to end your life
Now and again we try
To just stay alive
Maybe we'll turn it all around
'Cause it's not too late
It's never too late
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Even if I say
It'll be alright
Still I hear you say
You want to end your life
Now and again we try
To just stay alive
Maybe we'll turn it all around
'Cause it's not too late
It's never too late
Did your coworkers finally annoy you to death?!
OH NO!!
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Even if I say
It'll be alright
Still I hear you say
You want to end your life
Now and again we try
To just stay alive
Maybe we'll turn it all around
'Cause it's not too late
It's never too late
*hugs u so0oooo0 hard tht u feel ur heart come out of ur nose*
Yes indeed it has been a looong time, well to me it feels like an extremely long time since we last spoke, as we talk alot it naturally feels like a long amount of time has been passed, like a month, wen in reality its been around 5-ish day absence.. i think...
Lol
Im fine though, all well and in good health.. actually as good as I'll ever get anyway..
I have been away to another state actually, with a guy who I offered some hand of assistance to. Its pretty much a looong story... I actually do not excel very well in reciting long stories as im not very good at recording moments tht play in my reality..
But basically, you kno that girl I was talking about only briefly, the new meat to our office... well you kno I never knew her but had gotten to *know* each other of the last couple of days, now b4 u start jumping with joy tht "Yaayyy Jaky's finally got a gal pal" its totally the opposite.. it turns out tht a guy she was romancing, who is in our department, was struck down by a lethal shot to the heart of the ultimate betrayal when I noticed her out with some other guy. Basically, I was alone, as usual, heading to my local cinema to watch some new flicks when I noticed her on at a table with a guy who I thought was just her friend, i mean I naturally thought thy were friends cuz I kno she already has a bf from the amount of time I have sighted her kissing the lips out of the guy who works with me. I dont know him either, I worked with him since day 1, and we never "met". Anyway, The girls name Carla btw and the guy who she is intimate with and my co worker is Charlie.
So, I see her with a guy at the cinemas thy were talking to eachother and so on, I dont really know her, or anything, but only ever talked to her at work wen and if necessary..
So I order a single ticket to "The Year One"
Afterwards, I turn around yet again and noticed her, telling tht other guy's lips a secret!!
So I got my mobile phone ready and set it to silent and took a covert position behind some massive on-ground movie posters... and snapped away making sure I get a clear shot.
I then approached her, from a different angle from where she could see me coming, as I pretended tht I just entered the theaters just that moment... and I went up to her with a "Hiiiiii heyyyy there! How are we? Having a little r&r carla?" shes like "Oh Jaky.. hey.. wats up?" she was rather at unease, I can totally understand as I am her co-worker and I kno tht she has a bf, and the person she was with, wasnt it, still she tried to remain in cool control. And introduced him as her, get ready for this, her BROTHER (hahahahahaha- nice try).
I politely smiled and offered him my hands to shake. He took it, hesitantly. With a look on his face saying (OMG GO AWAY I WANN BE ALONE WITH THIS CHICK). And then im like standing there looking at carla saying "oh.. my gosh.. ur SUCH cutie arent you???" and then I go ahead and be a total jerk and actually hug her, for a length of duration required to piss *him* off a little bit and to be a bit of a jerk to carla..
And then I stand back in position with smiles quite vanquished upon my face and ask her "In what part of the world that holds the culture which fashioned the act of kissing intimately on the mouth to one's own sibling?"
She went blank and serious.
I turned and left.
The next day Charlie looked quite terrible and he was down, he quit his position. As he left at lunch, who I followed and introduced my self to him, although we worked together for only around a month or so, he said, hes gf left him. (Looks like she told him, otherwise she knew I wud have been a problem) He says he came to Sydney to be with her, thy met online and he and she took a position on the same job so thy can have an income and live together... he says there was no longer n e reason to reside here anymore so he was leaving, this instant..At tht time, i deleted the pic, looks like its value has just been nullified..
At that time I told him tht "i caught her at the cinema's, I guess I spooked her into telling u, who knows how long tht was going for.. im sorry man..." and then said "you kno wat? I always wanted to go back to queensland again, tht place had paradise-grade memories. I offered him to pay for his and my flight and if I could stick with him for somedays and hang around in tht state for a bit..take in the rich "tropical beach" culture of queensland..
He couldnt believe why I offered him to pay for his trip, but I told him tht, this is pretty much how I got burned by my gf, I went to another state to be with her and this familiar event took place..I can sympathize..
So, I.. went on an adventure with a guy I had no idea about..
we hung out at clubs with some of his mate and 1 guy I knew from sydney who later moved to queensland.
T'was a great week to be honest...
I cant believe the potential random ppl hold if u go up to them and make ur self known...
1 day Charlie was just some co-worker..
then next, I was laughing away with him at some club by the waters...
Best time of my life to be honest..
I wonder wat the future holds.. haha
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Ok
That was a long read.
Im gonna give ur eys some break now.
So I have come to my conclusion. Its 4 20 AM and Im really sleepy, I just got back and unpacked my bags.
I really missed u Air bear! ^_^
I cant wait for the day wen we share a drink by the waters (of Miami?? LOL nah too tropical.. lets make it a cave, so I kno bats wud scare the fuck outta u therefore u'll be grasping my shirt hard
Night night my sweet little angel princess *hugs n kisses* Enjoy the rest of ur day ^_^
Talk soon
-Jaky
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Only five days? I keep checking my computer wondering where you are!! I litterally checked my mail every day
Wow...so...shes seeing another guy? Ouch. We have a word for that in America. Whore. Carla? Ew. I never liked that name. Nor do I like the name charlie. But then again, Charlie was the chatacter a hot actor played in Twiligt....anyway, oh well.
Her Brother? OMG! Thats so lame!! Glad you snapped some pics, thats hillarious my little spy. And man, you totally burned her! go you!!But poor Charlie! I feel so bad for him. He needs a hug
You are so sweet! I cant believe you would do that for a guy who is almost a complete stranger.
Bats, scare me? Babe, I'm a vampire. Those are my brotheren. They sit on my arms and i stroke there pretty little heads and whisper secrets to them. I have a pet bat, actually. His name is Theophilus
Anyway, get some sleep, unpack, and glad you had fun
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Even if I say
It'll be alright
Still I hear you say
You want to end your life
Now and again we try
To just stay alive
Maybe we'll turn it all around
'Cause it's not too late
It's never too late
Are u serious? That u do tht? Check ur mail everyday like u said? Whoaa.. I do too! Like I said I have my browser on short cut and every now and thn im checking back and thn kept being reminded of the time zone... my bro keeps asking why I obsess about the time in california... hehe
Im sure "whore" can be labeled right on to her forehead by ALL the countries of the world...unless u can name a country where its okay to sleep with multiple partners at the same time.. gehh..
And okay, ur heart wont come out of ur nose it'll stay in place I promise u I have the gentlest of touch (either im gentle or im just tht weak HAha)
I too cant believe it that she resorted to such excuse...I mean for one shes an idiot being in public with another, risking someone seeing them.. and should know an alibi like that, will never hold out...
Charlie was half crying on the plane, I was next to him.. couldnt say a word.. I just sat there feeling bad... thn wen the plane took off..I just looked out the window and patted him on the shoulders, then I asked him if he wanted to switch seats as mine had, the window, it is a remarkable view to be high above the clouds from the grounds of all ur problems..
That seemed to help, he spent the 1st half of the flight just staring out the window and then the 2nd half im like "hey.. look at the flight attendant... isnt she hot? I like to tap that!" and hes like... "nice try with the cheering up mate... and thx again for the flight, also shes atleast 20 years older thn u, also, shes so tall u wud need a ladder" im like "yeah ur welcome.. " then I added "Dont worry about a ladder mate, I had experience climbing Mt. Kilimanjaro..." tht helped a little he did laugh and well, it was much lighter wen we touched down, he seemed to be smiling by then.
So yeah, it wasnt too bad. I got to meet some ppl I knew from schools in sydney who moved to tht state and yeah, unplanned event, made a cool holiday out of it.. of course afterwards I had to look feverish and explain to the boss tht my reason of absence was for a flew that.. got me.. down... *ahem*
The boss ate it up, as I never missed a day at work... though, i feel this was just the beginning, wait till i go to America.. thn I'll say I had swine flu.. BAHAHa
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OHH but of COURSE!
How can I forget..?
Ur a vampire taking u into a cave wud be an environment just as friendly as ur bedroom or ur living room when all of ur siblings just depleted all ur food supply *Grrr*
Then I guess it shall be I who grabs on to YOUR shirt and keep my eyes shut hard and think of my happy place (possibly ur living room or better, ur bedroom.. bahaha)
"They sit on my arms and i stroke there pretty little heads"
Do thy purr? LOL
"and whisper secrets to them"
Ah with my wolf ears i'd be busy scribbling away on my notepad eavesdropping on all ur juicy "need to knows about Elizabeth" black listed secrets...
I wonder how much the military wud pay for it?
Theophilus is ur pet BAT???
OMG u have a pet BAT?? WHOA!!
So like where do u keep him/her in a cage or ..something like tht.. and do thy sleep through the day? Wat if he/she needs their wings to be worked out.. do u let it out or something..?
Theophilus is such an aweeesome name!! where did u get tht?
Puppies I can understand thy are cute and edible (err.. ignore tht Hehe)
But a terantula???
Anything more thn 2 legs freaks me out, even if i DO have claws tht can rip the very fabric of time it self.. I can see ur not one of those girls who rise thier skirts in fear wen someone yell's "RAT!"
Well, looks like ur more of a man thn I am.. I will top tht level one day!!
I'll.. I'll.. get a... pet... LION!
From.. puppy...state.. so as he grows up he doesnt eat me...
(or he might anyway, but its okay I have been told I taste aweful!)
Anyway babe, im gonna improvise some breakfast, its 3 09PM here and I woke up just a little over an hour ago.. lol.. I've got whole heck of cleaning to do too.. damn I hate cleaning..I sneeze every second .. annoying dusty room of mine..
I will see u very shortly, Vampire, take healthy
Byyeee
-JK
MY HANDS ARE FROZEN!!!
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Actually...in a small country in Africa called Simolia its ok. Funny, huh. Also, in Rome, the more lovers you had, the cooler you were. Weird, right?
*sniffs heart back through nose* ahh....
Her brother? Geez! Its like, "I was SOO not macking on him a second ago...hehe..."
your a very sweet guy, Jaky, and I like that about you. Its so nice of you to be there for someone you barely know. Im proud of you.
My friends and I have our favorite resteraunt called Bella Resterainte, its this really nice Italian place. Its on the pricey side, which usually means I pay. jk... Anyway, this resteraunt serves some mean chocolate cake and cappachinos. So my friends and I are eating this cake and sipping coffee when the waitor comes by. Hes the cutest guy ever, and had some nice abbs. (I notice these things). One of my friends, Becka, whispered "Daaamn!" right after he left, and Kira started making a few catcalls at him. But as he was dropping off our tab, he handed me the reciet upside down, and it had his number on it. He winked at me and said in a very nice accent "For you," and gave a little bow. Of course, this caused more catcalls and a few come on lines, even one friend asking if he was interested in a threesome. Weird, right? Once we were outside, I was tackled (while wearing a cocktail dress) for his number. We never ended up going out, but were close friends. Hehe.... Either that or the time I broke three ribs because my friend tackled me in order to hide me from my Ex.
Poor thing, you have the flu?
Grr is right. Careful, I might jump you. And I'll protect you, dont worrk.
Sure, I love Theo. Hes so cute. I trained him since he was little, so he flies away at night, comes back around midnight, and sticks in my room. For a bat, hes very affectionate. He sleeps on my ceiling. The cutie....And theophilus is just a cool name.
Yep, three bulldogs, Brandy, Shack, and Molly. Actually, though, I hate rats. I always wanted a ferret though...
Be good!
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Even if I say
It'll be alright
Still I hear you say
You want to end your life
Now and again we try
To just stay alive
Maybe we'll turn it all around
'Cause it's not too late
It's never too late
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